Then Hollywood has provided the means for you, The Consumer, to experience it. The method is simple:

1 - Get a bottle of robust spirits. I recommend something like Jamesons. Begin drinking.

2 - Watch "Moon". Pay close attention to the desperate, sad and resigned end-of-contract eyes on Sam. Continue drinking.

3 - Realize that the experience, much ( Read more... )

So when I went to see the movie last night with robyngoodfelloe  here in Livermore at the 7:15pm showing, we had the entire theater to ourselves.  Could've taken off my pants if I'd wanted to and no one would have noticed (which does defeat the purpose of the act).  I suppose other people looked at the 15% at rottentomatoes and stayed safely away.

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Long ago, I created a very high standard of movie perfection.  By its definitions, the perfect movie will include Nazis, midgets, and ninjas.  1981's "Under the Rainbow" about the little people brought together for the filming of "The Wizard of Oz" running amok in Hollywood, with attendant Axis Powers Conspiracy, is the only film I know to have ( Read more... )

If you want someone to help you, do not run away from that person right after you ask for assistance. Breaking into song while running away probably won't make matters better either.

Aslo, Amanda Seyfried is goddamn Barbie ( Read more... )

1. Story of the first one was better.
2. This one had more nifty things to look at, like Elder Things.
3. Elves, as always, are dicks.
4. The Maxx goes on in little ways.

Since enough of you have asked my what I thought of the beginning of the new Indiana Jones movie, I thought I'd put all my thoughts together here.

First off, I did not hate it.  There was only one point in that scene where I had a headscratching moment and my willing suspension of disbelief wavered, which is bullet number 7:

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By my estimate, Kate Beckinsale owes me $73.57 ( Read more... )